Obama on gay adoption
yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy
Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.
IF I FITZ I SITZ
At the rate I’m going I should catch up by the time I’m in my forties
How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101
look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
some helpful reminders about sex workers ♥
*slams fist on table*
*slams other fist on table*
Why are they so pretty?
*slams head on table*